Nathan Fillion’s photo “Coffee- Brewed. Heart- Warme…”Nathan Fillion sings “Better than Neil”
Hey ladies EVERY NIGHT I LIE AWAKE TOSSING IN HIS BED I’M BETTER SO HE WAS ON BROADWAY LOOK AT NEIL MACKIN’ HE MAKES SEVEN FIGURES NOW MY EARS ARE RINGIN’ I’M BETTER NEIL PLAYED A KID DOCTOR LOOK THERE FELICIA GOES I WINK AT A WOMAN AT LEAST I’M NOT PRONE LOOK AT HIS SMALLNESS MY WONDERFUL ME-NESS I’M BETTER YEAH YEAH YEAH
Sit down, relax
I got a story to tell…
WITH SORROW IN MY CHEST
I THINK OF NPH AND WONDER
IS HE GETTING REST?
DOES HE KNOW EACH SECOND
HE’S ONLY SECOND BEST?
WHAT’S HE WEARING? DREAD?
BETTER THAN NEIL
IN SO MANY WAYS
IT’S ALMOST UNREAL
OH SURE HE CAN SING
AND PIGGIES CAN SQUEAL
IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL
I’M BETTER
WHILE I WAS ON THE SOAPS
WHO’S GOT THE HIGH SCORE
ON “NINJA ROPES”?
WHO’S GOT A BULLET-PROOF
CAR LIKE THE POPE’S?
SO SAD HE’S SO LACKIN’
AND GETS EMMY NODS
I MAKE SEVEN LAYER
BEAN DIP OF THE GODS
I’M ALSO IN HALO 3
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
‘CAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ARE SINGIN’
BETTER THAN NEIL
AT SO MANY THINGS
IT’S HARD TO CONCEAL
OH SURE HE DOES MAGIC
MAGIC’S NOT REAL
HOW DUMB DO YOU FEEL?
I’M BETTER
WELL, SO DID I, DUDE
BUT I WAS MUCH YOUNGER
AND TOTALLY NUDE
NEIL KEPT THAT WHITE COAT ON
GREAT, DOCTOR PRUDE
ANOTHER DEAL YOU COULDN’T CLOSE, YEAH
SHE NEEDS A DRINK – STAT!
SHE KNOWS I GET EVERYTHING
I’M AIMING AT
EXCEPT FOR THE POPE CAR
I LIED ABOUT THAT
TO SINGING ALONE
COMPARED TO MY TALLNESS
MY PORCELIN DOLL-NESS
MY PORT-IN-A-SQUALLNESS
MY KIDS-IN-THE-HALLNESS
MY PINK-FLOYD’S-“THE-WALL”NESS
MY THREE PARTS OF GAULNESS
MY JUST ALL-IN-ALLNESS
MY HAMMER – THE PEOPLE CAN TELL
THAT I’M AWFULLY SWELL
WHILE NEIL HAS A WEIRD SMELL
I’M JUST SAYING: PURELL
BETTER THAN NEIL
AT –WHERE DO I START?
ROMANTIC APPEAL
WE BOTH WENT FOR PENNY
AND WHO COPPED A FEEL?
THE TRUE MAN OF STEEL
I’M BETTER THAN NEIL
I’M BETTER THAN NEIL
JUST JUMPED OFF A MOVING
AUTOMOBILE
HE PLAYS WITH HIS PHONE
WHILE TIRES THEY SQUEAL
IT’S MY SCENE TO STEAL
I’M BETTER THAN NEIL
